(Source: clippie)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(Source: sabriel-palmer)

(Source: thatnutcray)

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

countryg-l:

Truck life 💕

countryg-l:

Truck life 💕

fyeahhboymeetsworld:

"What could your middle name be, Shmooboogy?"

n-imrod:

“not much has changed but they lived underwater” that’s a pretty fucking huge change what the fuck busted

(Source: trehugger)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

bonequeer:

So at work last night some dumb ass tumblr trash child showed up asking for a spoon to eat his mayonnaise with and I just looked him dead in the eye and was like “I will give you a spoon to eat your vanilla pudding with, and then you will leave my store.”

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

(Source: bionicniall)

jothebuttmunch:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

What in the actual fuck.

jothebuttmunch:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

What in the actual fuck.

(Source: proudtortoise)