n-imrod:

“not much has changed but they lived underwater” that’s a pretty fucking huge change what the fuck busted

(Source: trehugger)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

bonequeer:

So at work last night some dumb ass tumblr trash child showed up asking for a spoon to eat his mayonnaise with and I just looked him dead in the eye and was like “I will give you a spoon to eat your vanilla pudding with, and then you will leave my store.”

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jothebuttmunch:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

What in the actual fuck.

jothebuttmunch:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

What in the actual fuck.

(Source: proudtortoise)

iamshadowthehedgehog:

yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did

holy shit

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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veruneedy:

Kat and Meg hanging in LA. i’m so in love with them.

(Source: lollipopemoji)

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