that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
"What could your middle name be, Shmooboogy?"
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
So at work last night some dumb ass tumblr trash child showed up asking for a spoon to eat his mayonnaise with and I just looked him dead in the eye and was like “I will give you a spoon to eat your vanilla pudding with, and then you will leave my store.”